Failman.
Alfred inherits Wayne Manor and the Fortress of Solitude.
“GIVE ME ALL OF THE BABIES I CAN HOLD IN ONE ARM.”
Who approved Frank Castle’s adoption application? It seems like he might keep a volatile household. Also, the bullet-riddled “Baby on Board” sign may be the worst decision in the history of commercial illustration.
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Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
I tell ya he can’t go down with three barrels on him! NOT WITH THREE, HE CAN’T!
Also, look at those teeth bending on Robert Shaw’s midsection. Movie magic.
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This, forever.
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I legitimately thought this said “Kickfart”. I want to live in those two seconds forever.
…how do you judge a hot dog eating contest? Don’t you just count? Or are we grading for technique?
[4/∞] On the set of Star Wars
MY HAAAAAND
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Falcon is about to catch a hellacious assbeating. This is a Marvel Superhatecrime.
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