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In point of fact, you can see her play games every week on the live stream she does for Gamespot, which you would know if you spent more than five seconds researching your worthless opinion.

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That’s no moon. That’s a complete load of nonsense.
6 High-Tech Movie Facilities That Make No Sense

#6. Star Wars — The Death Star
In actuality, it’s probably the size of several moons, because we have to assume that it’s layered like an onion, with multiple levels all the way down to its core. What are the odds that the one space garage Luke and Han get pulled into is within walking distance of where Princess Leia, an incredibly valuable political prisoner, is being held? That would be like looking for a single person in the entirety of Asia, landing at a random airport, and finding her in the baggage claim.

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Today I throw shade at the Death Star and that ridiculous magnetic prison they  toss Nicolas Cage into in Face/Off.

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That’s no moon. That’s a complete load of nonsense.

6 High-Tech Movie Facilities That Make No Sense

#6. Star Wars — The Death Star

In actuality, it’s probably the size of several moons, because we have to assume that it’s layered like an onion, with multiple levels all the way down to its core. What are the odds that the one space garage Luke and Han get pulled into is within walking distance of where Princess Leia, an incredibly valuable political prisoner, is being held? That would be like looking for a single person in the entirety of Asia, landing at a random airport, and finding her in the baggage claim.

Read More

Today I throw shade at the Death Star and that ridiculous magnetic prison they toss Nicolas Cage into in Face/Off.

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When a group of slacker friends working at a debt collection agency gains amazing superpowers, they will stop at nothing to avoid using them. Because becoming a superhero just sounds like a lot of hard work.

See Antiheroes on Cracked starting this Monday!

Can this please be the one you guys make more episodes of, it’s already my favorite and I haven’t even seen it yet.

Cracked Studios did three episodes apiece for Adventures in Jedi SchoolRom.Com, and Welcome Back Potter. They’re all huge productions, and we got to do them because people like you watched them.

Which is to say, thank you! You are the wind beneath our wings and the C-stand beneath our lighting rig.

With Antiheroes, we’re doing our biggest season yet with FIVE episodes. Three this coming week (Mon/Weds/Fri), and two more the next week (Mon/Weds).

If you like Antiheroes show your friends! If you hate Antiheroes show your enemies! Either way, it’s the only way we can bring you shows this big without selling you DVDs and polluting the Earth forever.

Please watch this on Monday. It is going to be funny and great and well worth your time.

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3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Fans

Timeless wisdom from my face.

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3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Fans

Timeless wisdom from my face.

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