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Stay awake on coffee and razorblades.

…is that a jet pack in the corner?

…is that a jet pack in the corner?

(Source: anomalouszone, via thisdanobrien)

estebanwaseaten:

daftlypunking:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

warp-corevalues:

ive found one in the wild

"the fellows"

ohhhhh my god i didn’t think men like this actually existed on dating websites but there it is. there it is

Honestly, the thing that makes me the angriest about this is the fact that he thinks he’s wearing a fedora. THAT IS A TRILBY. AKA THE DATE RAPIST’S FEDORA.

(Source: shoujojidies, via estebanwaseaten)

I just unrolled two Tina’s bean & cheese burritos and combined them to make Hyper Burrito, in case you’re wondering how I’m using my degree.

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