"I CHANGED MY MIND, YOU GUYS. IT WAS GODZILLA THE WHOLE TIME."
Robert is right, though. No matter how much time you spend perfecting something, or how much of your true, honest self you pour into it, someone out there is going to hate it with every fiber of their being. And they will take great steps to make sure that you, personally, know how much they hate that shitty piece of shit that you made. But, at least one person out there is really going to love that thing that you made. So what do you do?
*introspective guitar solo*
You shouldn’t do things, because no matter how beautiful and perfect it turns out, somebody on the internet will notice one tiny, totally irrelevant mistake you made and they will shit all over you for it. Then everybody will upvote the shitter for shitting on you, as if to say “yes, shit on them. Shit all over them. Forever. Never stop shitting on them.”
You should probably just eat pudding out of a mixing bowl and die in your sleep instead.
"How dare you try to write jokes on the Internet that I can choose to read or not read for absolutely free! C’mon, guys! Let’s shit on this from safely atop our wall of risk-free armchair criticism!"
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I have already poured hours into this game and I’ve only had it since Friday. It has reminded me how terrible I am at both math and strategy.