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cracked:

And he sucks at it in front of a stadium of people.

4 Musical Performances That Will Ruin Your Childhood

I cowrote this episode! Watch it now and marvel at how Axl Rose sweats like Sam Kinison and a TV preacher in a three legged race.

http://carolinemathildes.tumblr.com/post/81403461534/on-cracked-today-they-did-a-13-shocking

carolinemathildes:

on Cracked today they did a “13 Shocking Statistics You Won’t Believe Are True” and one of them was that 58% of television viewers believe that Game of Thrones is based on historical events.

now, I won’t say based on, but it’s hard to argue that it wasn’t inspired by several historical events…

Weeeeeeeeee!

(via hereinidaho)

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lesmouches:

Only acceptable response.

So acceptable it has its own honest-to-goodness portrait:

This needs to be in everyone’s GIF holster. All we need to do is animate that slap portrait like a Vegas marquee.

thebrockway:

cracked:

[Tom on Tumblr]

THE GOVERNMENT.

THE SKRILLEX-FILES.

thebrockway:

cracked:

[Tom on Tumblr]

THE GOVERNMENT.

THE SKRILLEX-FILES.

(Source: twitter.com)

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