Start The Machine

Stay awake on coffee and razorblades.

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Spike Spiegel and Malcolm Reynolds have a lot in common. So do Han Solo and Korben Dallas and James Tiberius Motherfucking Kirk. Which makes it a shame that we never get to see them go full Tombstone money shot on all the scoundrels, babes, and galaxies they can. Good thing we have a concept from Cracked regular Danzy and designed by one of our favorite designers, Luke Schroder who you may remember from this Mario/Friday the 13th mashup. Wear it and let everyone know no matter how many parsecs need crossing, you’re going to tackle them a lot less like the old, sensible Picard and a lot more like the freewheeling young one. [GET IT HERE]

Why the hell haven’t you bought this shirt?

cracked:

Spike Spiegel and Malcolm Reynolds have a lot in common. So do Han Solo and Korben Dallas and James Tiberius Motherfucking Kirk. Which makes it a shame that we never get to see them go full Tombstone money shot on all the scoundrels, babes, and galaxies they can. Good thing we have a concept from Cracked regular Danzy and designed by one of our favorite designers, Luke Schroder who you may remember from this Mario/Friday the 13th mashup. Wear it and let everyone know no matter how many parsecs need crossing, you’re going to tackle them a lot less like the old, sensible Picard and a lot more like the freewheeling young one. [GET IT HERE]

Why the hell haven’t you bought this shirt?

Artness! by Justin Brown

estebanwaseaten:

EVERYTHING IN MY ETSY SHOP IS ON SALE.

SCRATCHBOARDS ARE $125 OFF.

MAPS ARE $25 OFF.

EVEN CUSTOM COMMISSIONS ARE MARKED DOWN.

TELL EVERYONE.

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Justin is the coolest, get on his art train. He does scratchboards of Iron Man. IRON MAN.

cracked:

Super healing isn’t all fun and games. Unless you like Shirley Temples or whatever.

How Reading Minds Can Ruin Your Relationships: Antiheroes 3

Watch this with all of your might.

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