Timeless wisdom from my face.
Enjoying Sharknado 2? Well that’s fine. But only Ghost Shark can offer you gif-able moments like this.
Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)
A popular, mainstream source mentioned Cracked and not as a magazine for literally the first time ever oh my God hooray.
Jon Stewart took over as host of The Daily Show on my birthday in 1999. This just further proves we were destined to be best friends.
Deadpool with the sickass burn.