Start The Machine

Stay awake on coffee and razorblades.

Old school jams, straight outta 2005. I recorded this song in an office park next to a Lowe’s the weekend before Revenge of the Sith came out. I’m mostly posting this because I need to link to a clip of this song in an upcoming column and I didn’t want to upload it to YouTube. So listen if you like, but feel free to skip it.

But, if you’re reading this in the future because the link in my column sent you here, HAVE THE MACHINES TAKEN OVER? TELL US. And then click play and listen for a few seconds.

Represent.

Represent.

Nightface (exhausted twin brother of Dayface).

Nightface (exhausted twin brother of Dayface).

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