Marina and Majora’s Mask (alliteration!)
My new favorite shirt. ROLL UP THEM SLEEVES AND GETCHA HANDS DIRTY.
Fast enough for you, old man.
(Cribbed from the comments section of my latest Cracked article, in which I hurt people’s feelings by commenting on movies and make a joke about Jeremy Renner that at least two people clearly didn’t understand - yes, I know the “quitting movies” comment was made a few months ago,well after filming Hansel and Gretel would have inspired him to make it.)
…plus you spelled my name wrong, johnnycroft.
Dear Kit-Kat: The day Americans can’t figure out how to unwrap a chocolate bar is the day the terrorists win.
The latest installment in my monthly attempt to tell you what to do with your free time (or more specifically, what not to do). But seriously, Arnold in The Last Stand looks like an episode of Gumby if somebody lost the puppet and they glued eyes on a piece of bacon.
And his HEAD CAME OFF.
HIS EYE WAS ON ME. HIS EYEEEEE WAS ON MEEEEEE.
There is absolutely no doubt as to whose feet belong in these shoes.