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The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of January 2013 (on Cracked.com)

The latest installment in my monthly attempt to tell you what to do with your free time (or more specifically, what not to do). But seriously, Arnold in The Last Stand looks like an episode of Gumby if somebody lost the puppet and they glued eyes on a piece of bacon.

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