The Big Texas Cinnamon Roll is like a wooden roller coaster at one of those weekend carnivals they set up in shopping mall parking lots - huge, awe-inspiring, and obviously fatal. I saw this in a vending machine and started looking around for Allen Funt. I had the same reaction as the first person to dig up a Tyrannosaurus skeleton and assumed Satan had raped it into existence with his hate penis. This thing packs a punch of 460 calories, which is only 90 less than a Big Mac. FOR BREAKFAST.
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These are stocked...machines at my school....remember...
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