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estebanwaseaten: Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:18:40 -0400

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

Failman.

Alfred inherits Wayne Manor and the Fortress of Solitude.

“GIVE ME ALL OF THE BABIES I CAN HOLD IN ONE...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:27:36 -0400

“GIVE ME ALL OF THE BABIES I CAN HOLD IN ONE ARM.”

Who approved Frank Castle’s adoption application? It seems like he might keep a volatile household. Also, the bullet-riddled “Baby on Board” sign may be the worst decision in the history of commercial illustration.

Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 11:25:50 -0400

Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.

I tell ya he can’t go down with three barrels on him! NOT WITH THREE, HE CAN’T!

Also, look at those teeth bending on Robert Shaw’s midsection. Movie magic.

This, forever.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:52:51 -0400

This, forever.

I legitimately thought this said “Kickfart”. I want...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:57:15 -0400

I legitimately thought this said “Kickfart”. I want to live in those two seconds forever.

…how do you judge a hot dog eating contest? Don’t...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:38:49 -0400

…how do you judge a hot dog eating contest? Don’t you just count? Or are we grading for technique?

[4/∞] On the set of Star Wars MY HAAAAAND

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:29:23 -0400

[4/∞] On the set of Star Wars

MY HAAAAAND

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:44:51 -0400

Falcon is about to catch a hellacious assbeating. This is a...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:42:28 -0400

Falcon is about to catch a hellacious assbeating. This is a Marvel Superhatecrime.

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:21:52 -0400

estebanwaseaten: Other relevant facts: Dr. Seuss cheated on his...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:03:04 -0400

estebanwaseaten:

Other relevant facts:

Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife (who had cancer) and she later killed herself. The woman with whom he cheated was also married with children, at the time.

In 1938 (days after Kristalnacht), Walt Disney welcomed Leni Riefenstahl to a tour of his studios. Riefenstahl was a prominent Nazi propaganda filmmaker at the time, working under Joseph Goebbels. She said of Hitler, a year earlier: “To me, Hitler is the greatest man who ever lived. He truly is without fault, so simple and at the same time possessed of masculine strength.”

So, let’s just keep the hero worship in perspective.

Also, Eminem wrote a song about cutting his wife’s throat, and she later attempted suicide. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.

Bioshock!

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:30:47 -0400

Bioshock!

the21gunsalute: Bill Burr perfectly sums up how Yoko Ono ruined...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:15:36 -0400

the21gunsalute:

Bill Burr perfectly sums up how Yoko Ono ruined John Lennon.

The look on Chuck’s face could stop time.

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:25:23 -0400

These are the things my friends think I should know about.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:27:48 -0400

These are the things my friends think I should know about.

estebanwaseaten: mpdrolet: Caverns underneath Grand Central...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:54:30 -0400

estebanwaseaten:

mpdrolet:

Caverns underneath Grand Central Terminal that will house a future concourse for arriving and departing Long Island Rail Road trains

Patrick Cashin

Isn’t this where Nite Owl lives?

YOU QUIT.

Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 01:16:48 -0400

Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.
We’re not finished yet.
…and then shawarma after.

Thor is trying to chew through time.

This Spider-Man movie, I would see.

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:13:57 -0400

This Spider-Man movie, I would see.

Apparently he missed some of the more subtle points of faking...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:46:35 -0400

Apparently he missed some of the more subtle points of faking his own death.

Dead Spacestation 3.

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:30:45 -0400

Dead Spacestation 3.