Stay awake on coffee and razorblades.
INTERNET HATE!
(Cribbed from the comments section of my latest Cracked article, in which I hurt people’s feelings by commenting on movies and make a joke about Jeremy Renner that at least two people clearly didn’t understand - yes, I know the “quitting movies” comment was made a few months ago,well after filming Hansel and Gretel would have inspired him to make it.)
…plus you spelled my name wrong, johnnycroft.
The latest installment in my monthly attempt to tell you what to do with your free time (or more specifically, what not to do). But seriously, Arnold in The Last Stand looks like an episode of Gumby if somebody lost the puppet and they glued eyes on a piece of bacon.
A link to my latest article on Cracked, wherein I make fun of terrible-looking movies. This is probably going to be revisited each month, so get used to seeing a version of this post cluttering up your Dashboard every four weeks.
Working late for Cracked.com. You can see one of Justin’s paintings keeping watch behind me.
