INTERNET HATE!
(Cribbed from the comments section of my latest Cracked article, in which I hurt people’s feelings by commenting on movies and make a joke about Jeremy Renner that at least two people clearly didn’t understand - yes, I know the “quitting movies” comment was made a few months ago,well after filming Hansel and Gretel would have inspired him to make it.)
…plus you spelled my name wrong, johnnycroft.