The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of January 2013 (on Cracked.com)

The latest installment in my monthly attempt to tell you what to do with your free time (or more specifically, what not to do). But seriously, Arnold in The Last Stand looks like an episode of Gumby if somebody lost the puppet and they glued eyes on a piece of bacon.

The Least Anticipated Movies of December 2012

A link to my latest article on Cracked, wherein I make fun of terrible-looking movies. This is probably going to be revisited each month, so get used to seeing a version of this post cluttering up your Dashboard every four weeks.